ear-rape

When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.

Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."

by laughatlisa May 11, 2009

Rape Addict

Thomas Walker, from Austin College, heavily addicted to rape and enjoys it on a daily basis

James Walker got raped by Thomas Walker the Rape Addict

by Thomas and James February 26, 2009

Rape a donkey

This is a term used when someone messes up on something or fails badly.

Guy 1: Crap, i got a F on that test
Guy 2: Yeah, you raped the donkey on that

Guy 1: Oh damn, someone stole my bike
Guy 2: Haha, shame. You raped the donkey
Guy1: Fuck you. Go rape a donkey.
Guy 2: Just cause you did

by vdragyn May 17, 2010

Randy Rape

When a person gets another person drunk and then hooks up with them

"I heard you got randy raped at the party the other night"..."Yea he gave me so much to drink though!"-Randy Rape

by RCTF May 13, 2011

monkey raping

when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back

is it just me or is he monkey raping you

by flameinhell October 25, 2006

Anus-Raped

To be beaten by your opponent.

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.

by Anus Raper December 17, 2008

Text Rape

Text rape is an extremely annoying occurrence in which someone (usually a lonely person with no friends) blows up your phone after you mistakenly gave them your number. The unlucky individual on the receiving end of the text rape made the grave mistake of being overly nice to the poor sap and will pay for it indefinitely.

Text rape also has another meaning. Your friends (or spammers) may send you countless texts consisting of random assortments of letters that, when pronounced, sound like rape.

Ex. 1)
Chris: "Looks like you have twelve unread messages from Scott."
Maddy: "Ah shit. I tried to be nice to him because he was sitting by himself but now he won't leave me alone!"

Ex. 2)
New Message: Fidnvjusdghjkdehjgnvebduwaosabv
Recipient: "Yep, I've been text raped."

by PsychicJellyfish November 25, 2013