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Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.
Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
by The Pee Man March 28, 2019
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Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours
I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad
by pax_jax June 20, 2016
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hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016
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Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.
I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.
by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020
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Back pocket friend

A friend who is not exactly an acquaintance, but, will never be the first hand option to hang out with, invite to social events or chat.
"Did you invite Sarah to go to the mall with us tomorrow?"
"Nah, she's just a back pocket friend, she's not fun to hang out with"
by Askrankira March 7, 2021
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Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.
by OldBay132 April 25, 2023
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buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood
by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022
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