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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Peaks Pickers

Someone who picks the same tracks in Mario Kart Wii Online races. Specifically Mushroom Peaks.
We have played GCN Dino Dino Jungle at least 3 times in a row. Those dang Peaks Pickers!
by MrPizzaBoy May 13, 2025
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Booty Pucker

When he made that joke about getting married it made my booty pucker
by Big Marks from the chair May 31, 2025
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Fudge Packer

A gay guy who’s really gay. Considered derogatory but gays say it a lot.
by Bat loving fudge packer July 17, 2025
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Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss
Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025
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greenbay packer

the best team in the NFL. the Greenbay Packers also own the Chicago Bears.
yo the greenbay packers are lowkey the best.
by walnutjr August 15, 2025
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