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cultural blood money

The wealth accumulated by media figures that make crude, violent, disgusting or repulsive content before they switch to a "softer" side and try to redeem themselves and all of the social flotsam they've helped create. Examples include Arnold Schwarzenegger, PewDiePie, Sarah Silverman, and The Weeknd.
Viewer: "Did all that cultural blood money go into funding your podcast?"
Sarah Silverman: "Yes and I now support Bernie and urban gardening."
by Aardvarkopotamus September 17, 2021
mugGet the cultural blood moneymug.

money man k

person who’s rich but makes friends pay for his shit.
Jake: pay for my food you puss

Sebastian: Nize it money man k
by BKZZ February 18, 2021
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money got longer

"My Money Got Longer"- Playboi Carti

Choppa Dumo Em (Unreleased)
by TheKing1ne March 14, 2022
mugGet the money got longermug.

Back down money

Relax, stop being so exited, calm down, stop attacking me or Back off
Someone Is anoying you, you say "back down money"
by MynameisJp August 14, 2016
mugGet the Back down moneymug.

Money-Fucking Spenderbitch

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.
1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
by coolrichard32 February 11, 2019
mugGet the Money-Fucking Spenderbitchmug.

Danny Benz Money

A large quantity of money (>$100MM)
Guy 1: "Heard the Cubs signed Yu Darvish to a huge contract."

Guy 2: "Yeah but he's still not making Danny Benz money."

Guy 1: "I just made $100K commission off of this deal."
Guy 2: "$100K? Better step your game up if you want to make Danny Benz money."
mugGet the Danny Benz Moneymug.

Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021
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