doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
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Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
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