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Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.
My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?
by carnyLP July 19, 2022
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nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.
by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006
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Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.
When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!
by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022
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French Lady’s Nose

The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.
This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!
by JayAddie May 2, 2023
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NoSee

NoSee(n): a small unseen biting insect that inflicts bites which intern leads to itching and aggravating annoyance.
As I was sitting by the creek the NoSee bit my ankles up.
by Thumbs McGhee May 20, 2021
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truffle nose

The act of sniffing dingleberrys for arousal and or completion
Man i truffle nosed this girl last night she had fucking 3 berrys for sniffing best night of my life
by Shmoodlepoopersuperscooper October 11, 2020
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Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!
nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.
by nose poop January 6, 2023
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