The Russian Rebelion

The Russian Rebelion is performed by funneling a pint of vodka in both of your ass's and proceed to fuck her in the ass while simultaneously self fucking with the empty bottle

I met this Russian girl and she wouldn't stop talking about wanting to do "The Russian Rebelion". best night of my life!

by Twich_Rade November 16, 2022

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

Russian Waltz

The act of two people getting drunk and belligerent then beating the crap out of each other

Me and my buddy Jack did the Russian waltz last night after downing a bottle of Smirnoff

by GreyHat97 April 26, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Russian Oloper

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Upside down creeper

upside down creepers are russian olopers

by  September 20, 2022

russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her

Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal

by sukkon September 29, 2022

Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.

Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.

by ApeNation October 2, 2022