Jordan

Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU

Jordan. The green beast.

by anonymous December 4, 2024

jordan

jordan is the nicest person you will ever meet and he is also hot

omg you know jordan? yeah he is my bff

by kvhzjv September 19, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.

Hey have you seen that dude Jordan

Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one

by Hatman||| May 6, 2019

jordan

she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away

guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch

by Critter >:) May 5, 2022

sono Jordan

A rising commentary channel

Sono Jordan is my favorite commentary channel

by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022

Jordan

Is probably a Gemini

Girl that’s Jordan he so fineee

by YoJordan! January 9, 2022

Jordan-Lewis

a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world

Person 1: Have you seen Jordan-Lewis?

Person 2: yeah he’s such a virgin

by s3k8y0e6 May 31, 2021