The Mechanisms

A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say they’re from a steampunk future, others claim they’re from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.

Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.

The Mechanisms by sun tube March 3, 2024

world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

world mechanic by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

Dirty Megan 

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

Dirty Megan by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

Social Mechanics 

The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings

Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings

Social Mechanics by TheHangMan December 16, 2024

Paradigm Mechanic 

Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.

There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.

Paradigm Mechanic by dgivista January 18, 2025

Aircraft Mechanic 

An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

She like me more cuz Im an aircraft mechanic

Aircraft Mechanic by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025

Overtime Megan

fine ass snowbunny cumslut treesh ass hoe. loves taking giant juicy black cock up that pretty pink pussy. if i was able to clap that im nutting in that hoe.

suck my dick Overtime megan

Overtime Megan by LittleJewBoyNextToMe October 31, 2025