mark zuckerburg

is he a burger is he a human wrong he is lizzard

you know mark zucker burg? no but i know mark the lizzard mark zuckerburg

by mark the lizzy lizzard August 6, 2023

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Mark

The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.

Jess: Hey, who’s that kid over there?
Tiegan: Oh that’s the most perfect guy in the world, Mark! <3

by sdmn :) November 6, 2020

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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

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mark scott

has a insanely huge dingong

Look at my nuts
yep that mark scott

by BBALLMASTER696969 December 18, 2017

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kid marks

After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.

I love washing Johns underwear; he gets the nicest kid marks.

by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021

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Mark

The most amazing man you will ever meet. Someone who will be there for you and put you before himself. A Mark has a VERY big heart. Very respectful. Yes, there are a lot of great qualities about a Mark but they might not think that. They have been treated like crap and used for many, many years so they think they aren’t any good and can’t do anything right, but that’s definitely not true. When you meet a Mark take care of them, be there for them. Don’t ever Use them for yourself.

I love you Mark

by KenzieandMark4ever❤️ November 30, 2022

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