lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

devious lick

The act of stealing any school materials or vandalizing the property

Yo man yesterday I did a devious lick at school

by Willham_123 September 13, 2021

Devious Lick

A trend on TikTok that consists of stealing an item from either a school, work, or store with swift precision.

"Only a month in school and already got this absolute devious lick😈"

by Miraculous_G September 16, 2021

lick

A spanking

You got 66% on your math test. That is 4% below passing, so that means 4 licks with the belt.

by nilethe146 December 3, 2017

go lick a yak

a way to say "go suck a dick" in a way where your parents or young children will understand.

"you're ugly" the mean bitch said.

"go lick a yak!' i replied.

by queenoffreaks July 1, 2014

Devious lick

Slang for gay people to lick someone butthole

Alex: "Look at that hot guy there, want to do a devious lick on him?"

by EliteBookTrains May 5, 2022