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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.
Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011
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german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
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Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual
by Bazza March 5, 2017
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Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.
He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.
by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022
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Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.
“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”
by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022
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