Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

by kcnbc January 28, 2021

Kyle Chaney

He's an idiot who has no idea what he doing. I cant cuss him out and say some other stuff insulting him cause I'm using a school account.

Kyle Chaney is an idiot, especially one Halloween, he was very stupid and stayed home.

by Thomas The Morgan November 07, 2020

Kyle Da Beast

The best league owner ever!

Kyle Da Beast is awesome!

by Kyle Da Beast November 04, 2020

Kyle Baughman

Kyle Baughman is a word derived from ancient Rome that is used when someone is scared to do something.

Jimmy don’t be a Kyle Baughman. Just jump already.

by DariusGoatland December 23, 2022

Kyle Nikolas Ripple

Special person with special needs who likes nicks cock

Man with small penis with big penis vibes

Gold blond hair that has a shit fetish

oh look its Kyle Nikolas ripple, how does he hide his bulge so well

by Moroccan sand blaster April 01, 2022

Kylee Alvarez

sorayahs sister

sorayahs sister kylee alvarez looks just like her!

by anonymous 8765335677 December 21, 2020