finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

January 15th

January 15th is anime thighs day. Our anthem is 'Anime Thighs' by MC Virgins Ft. Wonder.

On this day, people should add 'anime thighs' at the end of their name and listen to anime thighs on loop. The holiday is to honor anime thighs.

John: "Hey what's on January 15th?"
JC: "January 15th is anime thighs day"

by GeneysAnimeThighs April 9, 2021

January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

January 24th

Today, you must kiss your girl.

Stan: it’s January 24th, national kiss your girl day

Sally: What are you waiting for??

by arealsudoname January 24, 2025

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023

January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss

January 2 is the day kiss

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020