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Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs
Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you
by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019
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Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.
Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks
by Steavo10 November 16, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is someone that loves his friend Tony
by totally not jacob November 23, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob likes beans
Jacob loves beans
by YourWorstDream May 9, 2020
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jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay
by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024
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