Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan
by Natedogpack September 17, 2021
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.
Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper
by lolsatjordancooper June 12, 2011
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Jordan Sosa

A Jordan Sosa is lit, and very beautiful but some times annoying girl and she is very very very very obsessed with Grayson Dolan and that also gets very aggravating. Her best friend is usually named Lorena Sanchez and her bestest friend is Joshua Diaz. she is very fun to be with but don't talk about Tupac being dead because she thinks he still alive she'll go all gheto white girl on you. A Jordan Sosa loves her Starbucks and Sponge Bob thats all she had growing up in the hood with all the nice neighbors she cant even go outside. She is usaully a cheerleader for infinity cheer.
that girl is such a Jordan Sosa
by not Joshua Diaz August 12, 2017
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Jordan Barr

A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite
by Theman8383848 August 05, 2024
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jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet
Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !
by all doo March 09, 2011
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Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 06, 2022
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