blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car

"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"

by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.

*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass

by Donovan and Keoki roadhome kid May 30, 2018

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Phones

A thing used by many virgins they most often use them in class or even to watch fortnite streamers.

Phones is a thing used by virgins.

by Controller Player October 16, 2019

Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.

"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."

by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021