brown hair effect

When someone has gotten on your nerves so bad, that even mundane facts about the person, like brown hair, bothers you.

Similar to BEC/bitch eating crackers, except it’s not even about what the person is doing, at this point the fact they happen to have brown hair annoys you.

(Kev, who is generally a prick)

Johnny: fucking kev with his stupid brown hair.
Jules: lmao, kev got that brown hair effect

by lmaosk8s March 2, 2022

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Ice Cream Hair

People that have this kind of hair are really anoying. They try to act cool and they can be in grade 7-12. They are mostly part of every gang but no one likes them.

Ew does that kid have Ice Cream Hair?

by Lebronzeo October 5, 2023

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Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

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hair goer awayer

something that you shave with a better name for razor.

Hey Tammy what is that?
It's a hair goer awayer.
do you mean razor?
NO I mean hair goer awayer.

by ummmahairgoerawayer April 26, 2021

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toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste

Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.

by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019

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