Corona Gas Mask

The act of performing analingus on someone carrying the COVID-19 Corona virus.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."

Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."

Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."

by Yehdudethatscoolbye March 5, 2020

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Gaed

When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.

OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.

P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."

by podadoes August 30, 2019

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The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.

--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?

by vordmeister July 8, 2011

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Gas Pass

The transfer of gasses when you burp in a girls vagina while giving head, allowing the gas to escape and travel through her body and out of her mouth, making her burp as well

Guy 1: Bro!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was slurping on my girl’s juice when I gas passed her!

by I eat children’s February 8, 2020

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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh June 12, 2016

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passing the gas

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?

"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

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