A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
Get the Stoke Fanmug. freaky ass nigga; someone who can’t keep their dick in their pants and poses a great threat to women, especially younger women that are sexually inexperienced
whitney: i met this guy named dave and he wants to take me to the movies and then have dinner at his place.
kenny: he a fan, run for your life
kenny: he a fan, run for your life
by hesizas May 19, 2024
Get the fanmug. 
by ContentStatic March 10, 2022
Get the fake donny fansmug. A delusional little bastard who believes Dak Prescott is actually a good qb when in reality he’s terrible and has no friends
Average Dak Prescott Fan: Come on, that fucker Dak Prescott threw another interception costing Dallas the game!
by Eagles Autism Foundation December 14, 2022
Get the Dak Prescott Fanmug. Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022
Get the Plastic Fanmug. by Megamindman June 1, 2022
Get the Fan materialmug.