Drunk

in a state, where you would do anything that you wouldn't do if you were sober.

Dean: You TOTALLY were drunk.
Sam: How could you tell?
Dean: You were accusing my cat of killing Jerry!!
Sam: okay, maybe i was a LITTLE drunk..
Dean: you completely weren't sober.

by bekahbear August 23, 2012

drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014

drunk language

Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.

Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.

by iKingy June 16, 2014

Denk

The best of the best, top grade, pure, exceptional.

"Yo dat shit is denk..."
Also spelled: Dank

by dafu4u February 29, 2016

drunk vagina

When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting

You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time

by Don316 April 9, 2016

deunzee

A cute friendly male who treats you like a princess if you find one of him. Cute, sexy, daddy, big dick, overall a fun sexy ass human

Example: Deunzee is so amazing I'd love to find me a Deunzee.

by Sexycunt1370 February 5, 2017

Drunk

When a man has more than 5 beers

Omg my dad is drunk

by Romanboss April 8, 2017