Got Cakes

Ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may have nothing at all, because the cake is a lie. So therefore saying you have cakes, means the above.

Jeff: Damn, D you got cakes.
D: What broskee?
Jeff: I SAID YOU GOT CAKES.
D: What cake?
Jeff: Naw dude. You banged that girl. You got cakes.
D: Oh. Okay.

by Doogy in m-f January 31, 2009

face cake

A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it

Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

OR

The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake

by Osker Segura March 19, 2007

Cake Hangover

When you think you woke up feeling shitty due to the fact that you ate too much cake and got too little sleep the night before, but find out later that you actually have the stomach flu.

When Raphael woke up, he dismissed how shitty he felt as a Cake Hangover. However, his mother said he had a fever, rediagnosing him as having stomach flu.

by gomarili December 9, 2008

cake break

smoke chronic

yo lets take a cake break

by hunter July 25, 2003

Paddy Cake

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.

Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.

by cbass14 May 19, 2011

dumb cake

an appealing, voluptuous, and especially curvacious female posterior

JLo has dumb cake.

by Will Trost January 17, 2004

cake taker

Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.

You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.

by shazam723 March 23, 2010