to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man November 16, 2007

Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 February 01, 2018

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023

slut biscuit

a sandwich consisting of two digestive biscuits with peanut butter and nutella as the filling. slut move so thus a slut biscuit

person 1: oooh i’m feeling like i need a biscuit right now bro
person 2: you look like you need a slut biscuit bro
person 1: what’s that bro
person 2: think biscuit then nutella then peanut butter then another biscuit bro
person 1: bro

by alpacaman February 08, 2022

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Dome and a biscuit

Dome and a biscuit getting head while eating, best blowjob while eating a biscuit.

That female so good at dome and a biscuit.

by Domechick May 24, 2018

Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019