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Bar

“I wan go club this night

“You get any bar for hand?”
by fkatheserpent September 10, 2021
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ghetto nutty bar

Noun- A frozen log of shit in a condom used to replace a ghetto woman's missing dildo. It reminds some of a nutty bar, hence it's name.
During that crazy ass party a couple days ago that bitch sharquania jacked my dildo so I had to make one a dem ghetto nutty bars.
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
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elmo bars

Elmo bars are red xanax bars pressed with 10mg of etizolam. They are known to cause confusion, agitation, and extreme intoxication.
Froggy Jay: I be geeked up offa dem elmo bars
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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feels bar

Describes the state in which you and your friends or stranger are drunk enough to talk about feelings/ lost relationships and general deep talk.
Feels bar is open today for your Monday's blues. Grab a drink and tell me what's bothering you.
by Feelsbarman July 15, 2022
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Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.
Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?
by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021
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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
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downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
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