Asshole

Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.

Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.

Dale: Misery loves company.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol

Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.

by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

Asshole

1. A person (usually male) who engages in acts that put his feelings or rights above those of others. However, the degree of asshole this person is depends entirely on whether the person concerned realizes that he is an asshole or not.
2. A word typically used by females in attempt to make their male partner feel guilty about something he should not feel guilty about.

1. Moll: Tom and Dick are both assholes! Why'd you wanna fuck with Tom instead?

Nell: Cos Dick is an asshole and he knows it!
2. Why did you fuck her you asshole? Didn't you know that next week would be the first time we were ever gonna meet?

by NativeAlien March 8, 2020

Asshole

A human with the name jake/ thomas, a man who can’t spell there name, a male whore, they are not only stupid but a degenerate waste of space

“Thomas/Jakes is a asshole”
“What a whore”

by Angellaite March 29, 2020

Asshole

Everyone on this planet is an asshole including you.

Hey, look at that asshole behind that screen!

by Ur dada April 29, 2021