selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks

Selma Alabama lame ass city

by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022

Alabama Style

A sexual act in which a person, usually male, adopts another person before having sexual intercourse, thus making the act incestual

"My girl wanted to do it Alabama style, but the courthouse was closed on sunday"

by Jew-Gi-Oh May 19, 2022

Alabama Roundabout

A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related

"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'

by Mabelgirl May 27, 2020

alabama baseball

When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.

Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.

by Reallee March 16, 2024

Alabama Landfill

A group of men turning their sisters into a giant cum dumpster. In short; an incest pool.

“Dude me and Roy did an Alabama Landfill with our sisters”

by Home sweet Florida February 18, 2020

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019