Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Romanians named Tudor

Annoying perverts who aspire to become Pedophiles. And are also worse at Latin than me but won't admit it because their annoying.

Joe: He's acting like Romanians named Tudor.
Steve: Oh, that's how you know it's gotten bad.

by urmomifyed September 14, 2022

National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R

Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R

“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay”

“Doesn’t matter”

by Rohanus September 17, 2022

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022

[NAME] Stin ky Poo Shit

This is used when NAME is the stinkiest person in the world

<1> Hello. I have a fun fact
<2> What is it?
<1> NAME Stin ky Poo Shit
<2> Facts

by FalseDev September 28, 2022

Any name in urban dictionary

Any name in urban dictionary is made by someone who will lick the asshole of someone that name but will never actually ask them out because they’re a beta cuck

Any name in urban dictionary goes like this. Ex: michael “michael is a tall blond who will always love and cherish you. I want his big dick inside of me so I can ride it all night long uwu”

by Magnitude and Direction September 30, 2022

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022