Bible School Crush

1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.

2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension

“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”

by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025

CRUSH

The act of getting your go-pro lookin ass beat to death by the soul of some guy called Minos prime, a character from the sick ass boomer shooter called ULTRAKILL.

Person 1: Hey man, hows it been?
Person 2: CRUSH
Person 1: dude

by Insignificant fuck February 1, 2025

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

crushing puss

Having rough sex

Damn Thomas that bitch is bad! last night I was crushing puss!

by 1kThousand February 10, 2025

MAN CRUSH

Having a crush on a woman that looks like a man.

Also known as MC .

"Your a Man Crush"

"Look at that Mancrush"

by liljit13513 February 12, 2025

BILLIONAIRE CRUSH CAN

The Titan submersible Vehicle

The Billionaire Crush Can took the lives of 5 people

by Jpatt February 16, 2025

Nostalgia crush

Sensation you experience when you return to game you played long ago but developers removed or made all old features obsolete

Best example of Nostalgia crush can be found in game pixel gun 3D , developers removed many old iconic maps and because of power creep with new guns old ones became obsolete , therefore they crushed nostalgia of returning players

by Serb March 5, 2025