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willys nilly

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.
i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.
by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018
mugGet the willys nillymug.

willy v

Avid tea drinker. Willy V's love to drink tea. It is there favourite drink. However, they are also massive wastemen who parade around small country villages thinking they're hard with their men bags
I love tea just as much as Willy V does
by SOLG August 22, 2016
mugGet the willy vmug.

willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.
Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.
by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015
mugGet the willy ninjamug.

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
mugGet the Cat Willymug.

Willy Winks

by geo14geo14 June 16, 2017
mugGet the Willy Winksmug.

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