holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 14, 2017

Head Weed Soup

Bong water

Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!

by Pooper Grouper January 26, 2022

Weed

Snoop Dogg's most favorite thing in the world.

Snoop Dogg does a lotta weed.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

Zurlo weed

Weed good enough for that one friend who is cheap

Zurlo buys the cheapest weed. I sold him zurlo weed

by Sasqatchwookie November 25, 2021

Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

WEED

The OG way of going to heven and hell

Once whesly said"you want some weed"

by Demon slayer 661 November 1, 2018