waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time

when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain

by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023

white girl waffle

a waffle containing pumpkin spice flavoring. typically consumed by white college women.

Girl 1: Hey bitch, have you tried the white girl waffle?

Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!

by lucasssssss September 17, 2023

Blue Waffle

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.

Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.

by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

by Nwyk October 7, 2023

Blue Waffle

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.

Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.

by BBGNNS July 2, 2023

Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.

I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle

by Kazow420 July 6, 2023