by shawmech4548 January 29, 2024

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 7, 2023

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

The United Bank of Money is a fictional bank that was part of Sethical's Hella Bread Video on Youtube as part of the Baku series of videos.
by Flipa De Pancake May 15, 2022

<.7.9.6.7.>Danielle Leigh Curiel Will Be Talita Of The United States Of America Because I Can Succeffuly Kill Terry Alan Crews Before He Expresses Anything<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>Danielle Leigh Curiel Will Be Talita Of The United States Of America Because I Can Succeffuly Kill Terry Alan Crews Before He Expresses Anything<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

by E-Tizzle March 3, 2004

Mental Health United is a peaceful group of administrative brothers who operates to forward the interests of the mental health and purported mental health.
Mental Health United helped the injured patient sue the doctor for everything including his shirt.
Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK
Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK
by Poor and Penniless December 27, 2023
