kyle sletchta

A buff daddy who is super vascular

Kyle sletchta hits the gym fs

by Hmmmsuw July 12, 2022

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Kyle

Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.

You know kyle?
Run away. Save your sanity.

by DoingBetterthanyou July 18, 2020

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Kyle

Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020

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Kyle

Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.

"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."

by BiggJawn May 30, 2022

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