toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.

person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter

by doggtorp March 1, 2023

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

toilet rash

Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.

Her toilet rash made it obvious she had spent a great deal of time in the restroom.

by Lenyo July 9, 2014

Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"

- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"

by Sonis718 July 23, 2015

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever made. It is better than any show ever produced. The lore is so interesting and detailed. Skibidi toilet is the FUNNIEST cartoon ever made. It would make anyone laugh from just one episode. It is so sigma and ohio. Only sigmas watch it.

Sigma:I love skibidi toilet!
Beta:Skibidi toilet is so bad
Sigma:*Litteraly whips out the among us gun and kills him*
Beta:oh no I'm dead (skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever)

by The most rizzful sigma March 17, 2024

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021