Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.

Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.

by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025

Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

skibidi toilet

A web series on YouTube created by DaFuq? Boom! It contains toilets with heads sticking out of it fighting in a city with another team. It’s taken a meaning of a “brainrot” word that children use as a filler word, sometimes being used as bad or good, while also still sometimes talking about the series.

bro that movie was so skibidi! (good)
bro that movie was skibidi ash. (bad)
did you see the new episode of skibidi toilet?

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.

Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?

by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025