Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

pleasure pee

if u want to pleasure yourself while peeing just stick you finger in your belly button and just wiggle it all around

hold on kyle im gonna pleasure pee for a bit

by busternut69420 January 13, 2020

pee

a delicious refreshment commonly enjoyed among young children

child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"

child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."

by not-scooter March 1, 2020

Pee

Peeeeeee

Peeeeeeee

by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 6, 2019

pee pee copter

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round.

Pee pee copter.

by jess560 July 19, 2024

rock-pee

originated from jimmy's brain
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.

Hey look! There's rock-pee dripping from those rocks in a cave 5km (3.1mi) deep!

by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024