Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

argh penis

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life

Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.

K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher

by Dmuffin July 19, 2018

electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.

"u have a fucking electron penis"

by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019