touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.

We should have a mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

The BG Gacha Tree House

A bulgarian tiktok collab account for gacha users made by WeirdKit_1K(known as Azul back then) in May 9th 2020.
The collab account consisted of the following members:
Viktoria - she was the first to join. Weeks later she left due to needing to make another tiktok account, she went inactive since.
Kamen - Kit's ex, they became "gf and bf" for 3 months but later they broke up.
Face4eto - Laura's ex. Was homophobic and not active in the group, later left.
Teo - A very nice person who is still friends with the few remaining.

Toximity - Today known as SirCalicoIII, was a active addition to the group. Still great friends with the others
Laura - A nice person in the group, not much known since the end of the collab.

Kit,Calico and Teo are still active online.

"Remember The BG Gacha Tree House?"
"Yea it was nice while it lasted"
"I guess"

by WeirdKit_2K November 18, 2021

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023