old man's song

oldies or classic song, esp. from the 60s - 80s

"Nah. I don't listen to these old man's song just like my dad does."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008

Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.

This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.

by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016

The Old Slippers Gang

A group of three people, who pull into a newly built neighborhood, and smoke weed in their cars. Most commonly found driving a getto 98 Buick Century, or a broke ass 2001 Toyota Avalon XL, with the headliner hanging down.

P1: Yo, we gonna have the old slippers gang meeting tonight?

P2: yeeee

P3: Dude you don’t even get high anymore, stop waisting my weed.

P2: Women are to be seen, not herd.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

Old camping pussy

When someone puts the perfume or fragrance of patchouli on that is what old camping pussy is

You smell like old camping pussy

by Icp78 July 8, 2022

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018