tip top mega

So amazing you're unable to articulate its greatness. Impeccable. The very best. Typically used in the North of England; commonly, Leeds.

DEVVO: Ah mate, this bacon sarnie is proper good, like.
BEZZIN: Yeah, it's tip top mega, like.

by devvowithasilentd January 17, 2017

The Top Gear Effect

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.

The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."

by Louiefook April 2, 2016

Drop Top Weather

Weather in which you can enjoyably drive your convertible with the top down.

Specifications:
70°F - 80°F
Blue sky
Cherry blossom trees

James: It's good Drop Top Weather
Anna: James I'm not driving in your fucking convertible.
James: Well you don't need to be such a bitch about it.

by Jjklu April 13, 2019

detroit top hat

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.

I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!

by Jcock52 August 15, 2016

trench coat top

A bottom who pretends they're a top. Reference to three kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.

"Nah, dude. She's a trench coat top. There's no way she's an actual top."

by bookbent June 5, 2020

Sherman tank top

A slang term for a ballistic vest. It is referring to the WW II tank M4 Sherman.

That bar is the kind of place the cops don't come in unless they wear a Sherman tank top.

by CptAhab February 22, 2012

Top Fuel Douchester

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011