National WhaleCum Day

The day where Gurkan Senpapi and Julia Mommy are 3 years apart in age.

"Hey Julia Mommy, happy National WhaleCum Day!"
"Hey Gurkan Senpapi, happy National WhaleCum Day!"

by Gurkan Senpapi September 30, 2021

National Feitan Month

A day where all feitan fuckers can write one paragraph about our king feitan without getting judged. This takes place on December 1st-30

Feitan FUcker: (insert long paragraph)
Normie: Sigh i cant judge you since its national feitan month

by igsgnseeeg November 25, 2020

National Brojob Day

April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.

Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day

by John123345688835853853 June 25, 2021

National Birkenstock Day

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!

Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."

by kaleyley March 15, 2022

national poot day

national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.

“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”

by pootus lootus April 27, 2022

National Arson Day

A day all about committing Arson with no legal repercussions

Lawyer: "you can't burn down the tax office".

Arsonist:"Sure I can, it's National Arson Day!"

Lawyer:"what the fuck are you talking about"

by Inc. inc. Incorporated November 15, 2022

National Lennox day

National Lennox day is on March 7th every year.

Happy National Lennox day!

by Seungminsb1tch March 7, 2023