The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

Red Nosed

Scaredy cat, usually used in a derogatory way to make fun of someone.

- Suzy is such a red nosed person, she had her eyes closed the whole time!
- What a pussy.

by Suzysucksasslol November 25, 2020

white nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome (WNS) is a disease that affects hibernating bats and is caused by an invasive, cold-loving fungus (Pseudogymnoascus destructans). The fungus grows on bats' skin, disturbing their hibernation and resulting in dehydration, starvation and often death.

Millions of bats died from White Nose Syndrome.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023

pigeon nose

Slut who will sniff any man she walks past

“Oooh she’s definitely got a pigeon nose”

by underwaterhoe12 August 12, 2024

Elevator Nose

Somebody that is always rootin' through another person's entire house with the intentions of stealing your shit.

Here comes Elevator Nose, he's from one floor to the next!

by Ilovemybrothersgirlfriend August 19, 2025

Cum Nose

"Cum Nose" is to define someone who likes cum in their nose, either to fell the stickyness or just like the felling of cum in their nose.

1. "I like the felling of cum in my nose, does that make me a cum nose?"

2. "I like the felling of stickyness in my nose when he cums."

by Nsfw definitions July 17, 2021

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024