1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
by scooter cake May 3, 2011
Get the Maury Moment mug.Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.
Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.
Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.
Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.
Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.
Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010
Get the Monkey Moment mug.A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.
developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"
One week later.
boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"
One week later.
boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."
by gotChaos? September 26, 2010
Get the Dilbert Moment mug.When someone who isn't black and doesn't have many black friends takes a picture with a black person and contorts their fingers into what they perceive to form a gang sign. Often times moments may also include pursed lips and a 30-45 degree upward tilt of the chin to either the right or the left.
by locallygrown June 10, 2010
Get the koblack moment mug.1. A person who has a momentary lapse of their typical personality and begins to act like Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, especially when she is having a clairvoyant episode.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
What's wrong with John? He's been acting strange today, almost like he's in a trance. Is he having a Trelawney moment?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010
Get the Trelawney moment mug.A complete, unprovoked meltdown (usually profane) on a reporter or other individual on while in front of a camera.
A reference to Buzz Bissinger's meltdown on Deadspin Founder on Costas Now.
A reference to Buzz Bissinger's meltdown on Deadspin Founder on Costas Now.
by KingWank April 2, 2009
Get the Bissinger Moment mug.Had To Be There Moment
when someone starts talking about something that happened with people that werent there.
when someone starts talking about something that happened with people that werent there.
Bob: omg it was so funny last weekend
Randy: why what happened?
Bob: oh doesnt matter, it was a total htbt moment.
Randy: why what happened?
Bob: oh doesnt matter, it was a total htbt moment.
by KylieBabbe July 7, 2008
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