mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017

Juicy mike

Broken back

I have a juicy mike

by Scootscootpipip March 31, 2018

Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

by Dren88 August 13, 2023

mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars

"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him

by Basilio13 April 20, 2017