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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.
What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).
Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy
by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018
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Mike Hendrickson

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo
"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"
by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023
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Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.
Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!
by eagle320jp January 13, 2020
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luh mike

Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
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