Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

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An amazing girl. One you couldn’t even ask for because you didn’t know she could exist. She has gorgeous brown skin that’s perfectly matched by her beautiful, dark eyes. Her hair curls like there’s no tomorrow, and you can very easily get tangled up in it. She has a laugh that’s a little different, but it’s so adorable. The kind of laugh that you know means she is having the time of her life. She’s often reserved and very quiet, but when she opens up to you, your life won’t be the same. She is hopelessly romantic, and when she looks at you, you can see the love in her eyes. Her nose wrinkles in the cutest way when she laughs. She may be tiny, but she curves in the best ways. She fits like a puzzle piece. When she’s in the mood she’ll jump on you like an adorable little spider monkey, and she won’t let go no matter how hard you try. You can’t help but love her. And the more time you’re with her, the deeper in love you fall.

“Bro she’s so adorable”
“Indescribably so. She must be a Jordan”

by Your dork❤️ November 24, 2021

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A way for dumbasses with low self-esteems to saw the n-word. When one doesn’t have enough balls to say the n-word they use this instead.

“Thank goodness a Jordan created a home security system, otherwise people I piss off would be able to get in my house easier.”

by Marmaladecheezit April 8, 2021

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Jordan B D

A Male Ballerina that might be fruity

I know a boy who is a Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022

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ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L

Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans

by THasseekid1213 April 10, 2019

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