Jake

Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends

Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!

by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019

Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

jake paul

A BITCH WHO COPYS LOGAN PAUL AND SUCKS HIS DOGS DICK AND PAYS ERIKA AND ALL THE OTHER "MEMBERS" TO BE IN THE VIDEO SO HE CAN GET VEIWS

jake paul bitch being defined
jake: *chokes on his dogs dick*

Apollo:*bork*(aka HELP ME)
jake: BSKFABHRZVDFKS
Apollo:*bork*( aka What a BITCH)

by JAjake paul hater June 12, 2018

jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018