A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023
Get the Jacob Maksym mug.(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023
Get the Jacob Caban mug.A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"
Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"
Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
by joeep333 August 11, 2023
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by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
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by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
Get the jacob and cameron mug.when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...
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person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
Get the jacob and cameron mug.A Jacob can either be tall and have brunette or black hair or blonde and can either brown or blue eyes and can also be omeone who can either be nice and chill in situations that he feels comfortable in or be shy and quiet other traits are he can be very Athletic and hide it or Seem very calm but deep down be fill with rage another thing about jacobs is there angry issues which can lead them to breaking things the The last distinguished Trait is when is pressure situation is when they can succeed the most jacobs can either be a introvert and be inside playing video games or be the most outdoorsy person of all time
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