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tell on three, get away free.

A person who is a rat, whom would give up 3 people to the police to not be incarcerated in a (alleged) crime.
"he's a rat bitch, he pulled a tell on three, get away free."
by Arrghbys September 16, 2019
mugGet the tell on three, get away free.mug.

Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.
by Gemstaa December 15, 2017
mugGet the Go free range some dicksmug.

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.
"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"
by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020
mugGet the Get out of jail free cardmug.

Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
by Fkdover February 24, 2023
mugGet the Free dick sign up sheetmug.

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.
"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"
by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020
mugGet the Get out of jail free cardmug.

Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
mugGet the Make LeBron a Free Agentmug.

buy one get one free

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back
by John Doughty May 1, 2008
mugGet the buy one get one freemug.

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