Killer horse

a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .

person 1: oh my god, is that the killer horse
person 2: i think so, his name is kil
person 1: fuck

by Kil9797 October 16, 2022

wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

by world Peace April 9, 2017

Trojan Horse

When during intercourse the man penetrates the walls of troy(vagina) and the soldiers(semen) attack the city(female insides)

My dad Trojan Horsed his secretary and my mother was mad

by Thebigboppinbitch June 24, 2025

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more

“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”

by Pluvia May 27, 2024

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

horsing

To horse, to give a horsing to is to ram with force your little man into the desired girl.

That girls well fit id love to horse her
Dirty b***ch she needs a good horsing

by the ultimate horse April 20, 2009