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can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 8, 2021
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.
Group is chattingHolly: “Do I have an audience??”
by legacyvillage December 5, 2024
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma October 15, 2012
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I have no gyatts!

I have no butts!
Please don't leave, I have no gyatts!
by sakareri April 7, 2024
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I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.
Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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